Sex Scope For April ~ Taurus ~

~ Sex Scope for April: Taurus ~

Unlike their namesake in the wild, bulls are usually somewhat shy and sweet. This only makes sense since they're ruled by Venus, Goddess of Love, Beauty, and Peace. Taurus also loves to buy beautiful things. If you think this is their only failing, though, think again. In a word, bulls can give new meaning to the word boredom. They like life in the slow lane surrounded by all the stuff they've accumulated during their lifetime. If you're a sign who joneses for security like Virgo or Cancer, this can be an extremely attractive trait, but if you're a talkative, wild sign like Sagittarius or Gemini, the only thing you'll enjoy about bonding with a bull is helping to spend their usual overabundance of cash. Do you like to party into the wee hours of the morning? Have you harbored secret fantasies of threesomes with your future mate? Does talking dirty between the sheets turn you on? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, Taurus probably isn't your type. This doesn't mean that bulls are boring in bed, though - in fact, sensual Taurus can go at it for hours and if anyone can hold off on the big O until you've hit yours, it's the oh-so benevolent bull.
Taurus is stubborn as hell and notorious for holding lifelong grudges. Screw a bull and you might find paradise, but if you screw over a bull you've just made an enemy for life. Used to getting their way, bulls rarely change their mind-set - even when the facts disagree with their view of the world. Arguments can become explosive if Taurus feels his or her beloved security is being threatened or feels in danger of being exploited in love. Unlike a combative Scorpio, though, Taurus usually fights fair when it comes to arguing. While a scorpion will want to discuss that affair you had seven years ago ad infinitum, Taurus will bring up a sore subject once before relegating it to "never to be discussed again" terrain. Does this mean your mating magnet has forgotten your past indiscretion? Hell no! Every positive and negative thing you do is instantly filed into a Taurean's mental database. When your fact sheet starts to get to soiled you'll be tossed out like yesterday's garbage, so keep your nose clean if you feel like buddying up with a bull.
Some words of caution on bumping and grinding behind the bull's back: She or he will never view you in the same light again, so either don't do it or make damn sure you never get caught. Not only will Taurus find a sexual trespass unforgivable, she or he will get revenge sooner than you think.

~ From "Sex Scopes ~ How to Seduce, Stimulate, and Satisfy Any Sign" by Stuart Hazleton ~